You sports fan or loser in a fake Dallas Cowboys uniform?

Blog Sports Column asks: "Are you a real sports fan or just a loser in sports apparel?" Well, what are you? He lists 10 surefire signs that you should be concern about your love of sports. Here's one of ten: "You come late, leave early. You know what time the game starts, yet you still show up an hour into the game. After a while, you decide to head home before the game is even over and it doesn't matter if it's a close score. You've got to beat the traffic! Surely worth the $90 ticket."