Friday, August 15, 2008

Legless, half-naked man pulled over for DUI

First off, he's legless. Then he's driving under the influence, according to police. Then, to top things off, he's naked from the waist down. After two wrecks within minutes of each other, a 65-year-old Northeastern Ohio guy was pulled over by police, who noticed he wasn't wearing any underwear and his shorts were on the front seat, according to The (Youngstown, Ohio) Vindicator.

The man used the oldest DUI line in the book -- he only had two beers. He also said he was headed home. Unfortunately, he was headed in the wrong direction. These details, as well as forgetting to wear a clean set of underwear, tend to lead to a DUI if you are not careful. That and his slurred speech. He'll get his day in court, though, on Sept. 24 -- whether he has a leg to stand on or not.

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