This is why you pick Chris Cooley in fantasy football

This is why you pick Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley in fantasy football. Your move, sucker.

Here's also a cool link to Chris Chambers' commercial. Why you would pick him until at least the 15th round is unclear, though.

Check out Green Bay Packers kicker Mason Crosby's commercial, too. It will be worth your time. (And that was a pun that you will only get if you watch it.)