Ichiro Suzuki drops a few F-bombs. Cover your ears

Some non-NFL stories you cannot resist. Jeff Passan of Yahoo! tells us that Seattle Mariners' Ichiro Suzuki knows the language. Ever since 2001, Suzuki has given his Gipper-like speech to his teammates before the All-Star Game. No transcripts have ever been made available to Passan, so here is what he suspects Suzuki has said: "Bleep … bleep bleep bleep … National League … bleep … bleep … bleeeeeeeeep … National – bleep bleep bleepbleepbleep!” Or something close.